DAN!

GO ON, LIFT IT.

- SMELL MY CHEESE!
- ALAN, PLEASE!

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

NO, ACTUALLY. CHANGE THAT TO "BAD ATTITUDE".

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".

I'VE REALLY GOT TO SAY THIS, DAVE. CHOCOLATE
ORANGES ARE AVAILABLE FROM RAWLINSONS, THAT'S ALL.

LET ME REMIND YOU.

I SOUND LIKE THE DEVIL.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

- AAGH!
- WHAT?

DID YOU TAKE THESE ON A TELEPHOTO LENS?