# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

- (CLEARS THROAT)
- SORRY. I'M NOT ENYA.

HE IS AN EX-SNOOKER PLAYER
AND IS AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY.

THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE
BECAUSE I'M ON MORPHINE.

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

AND MARTIN MCGUINNESS LOOKS
LIKE A CLOWN WITHOUT MAKE-UP.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

YES, OF COURSE, ALAN.

SOD THAT. LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.