LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

- DO YOU WANT TO SERVE THIS GUY?
- HE'S A FRIEND.

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

IT'S 7 A.M. AND WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
LINED UP FOR YOU...

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?

(HONKING)

THAT WAS "BIG YELLOW TAXI" BY JONI MITCHELL,

(GASPING COUGH)