AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

L CARRIED ON BUYING YOUR TOMATOES.

ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.

- SHALL WE START?
- YES.

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

- MINI-MART?
- SCALED-DOWN SUPERMARKET IN A PETROL STATION.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.