YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

GOOD. GOOD.

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.

"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

FANTASTIC. THAT IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE!

THEN I FOUGHT SOME ZOMBIES WITH A BOY IN CARE.
WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM.

WOULDN'T WANT TO, THOUGH.
NOT UNLESS IT HAD BEEN STUNNED.

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

ARE YOU TYING TO PUT ME OFF?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

WHY?

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.