TEDIOUS, ALL THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS.
AND THE ALIEN JUDGE...
HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...
OH, I SEE...
IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.
LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,
(MUSIC.. "I'M A LUMBERJACK"
FROM MONTY PYTHON)
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.
ONLY DRIVING THROUGH COUNTRIES
WHERE THEY DRIVE ON THE LEFT,
I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.
GOOD BAND.
- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!
- I'M FROM MANCHESTER.
- M62.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT?
MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.
THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.
ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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