IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

WHERE'S LYNN? SHE'S NEVER LATE.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

OUT POPS THE VAMPIRE...
COUNT DAVULA OF CLIFTONVANIA.

- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

I COULD THROW MYSELF OFF THE TOP OF YOU
IF I GET DEPRESSED AGAIN!

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...