CRASH!

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

# HE PAINTED KIDS ON THE CORNER
OF THE STREET WITH THE SPARKING CLOGS

I COULDN'T STAY THERE AFTER THAT.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN UPSTAGE JILL BY WEARING THAT,
YOU'RE VERY MUCH MISTAKEN.

FRANK SPENCER,

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!

EXCELLENT.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

# JET

- SECOND WORD.
- SECOND WORD IS SLEEP..AWAKE.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

YES.

- OH, WHEREABOUTS?
- YOU KNOW SKIBBEREEN?

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?