THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?

GLORY BE!

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

- ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT.

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

- IT'S NOT MOVING.
- CALM DOWN! AIR! AIR!

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

# HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME

OH, CURRY'S, GREAT.

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

WHOA! BACK OFF, SECONDS OUT
ROUND ONE, DING-DING!