THAT'S A CRANK CALL.
HE PANICS AND GOES INTO THE HOUSE. SO I GET
THE 3OMM CANNON AND TAKE OUT THE FISH POND.
THIS IS T'PAU.
GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.
IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?
IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.
LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?
BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.
- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,
HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.
- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.
SO...THANKS.
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY.
ENCAPSULATES THE FRUSTRATION OF SUNDAY.
RIGHT.
AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?
- CAN I COME WITH YOU?
- NO.
CAN YOU SMELL GAS?
THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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