IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

(STEVE) CUT! OK, STICK HIM IN THE AMBULANCE.

THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

WE HAVE TO NEUTRALISE THE THREAT
BY INCAPACITATING THE TARGET,

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

STAY DOWN.

- JUST SAY YES!
- YES!

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

IT'S NOT HERE! "IT'S NOT HERE!"
THAT'S THE BEAR AGAIN.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

- IT'S OK...
- NO, STAY! DON'T GO!

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

COME IN.