IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

COME ON, LYNN.
THESE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ANNOY ME.

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

GOOD BAND.

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

HE FELL OFF HIS ROOF, TYING TO REMOVE
THE AERIAL. BROKE HIS NECK.

FIRST OF ALL TONIGHT IS MY BEST... CHRIST.

IT'S GOOD.

- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.