YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.