ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

AND COULD YOU TOP IT UP WITH SOME GORDON'S GIN?

HA! YOU BASTARD!

- YOU DROPPED YOUR ID CARD, "RADIO NORWICH".
- OH, THANKS.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

# LIKE MY JEALOUSY, TOO HOT, TOO GREEDY

NO, NO.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T REPAY A LOAN
AT AN UNCOMPETITIVE RATE OF INTEREST.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE

CAN YOU HOLD ON A MOMENT, SUE?
CHRIS FEATHERS LIKES ME.

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

(GRUNTS)

OH, NO. THAT'S THE COWARD'S WAY OUT, MAN.