"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

(GASPING COUGH)

SEE YA. WOULDN'T WANT TO BE...

SORRY, YOU'RE FROM MANCHESTER. COTTON AND GUNS.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

YOU CAN HAVE DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
WHILE HE RIFLES YOUR BANK BOOK.

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.