SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

WE HAD TO DO TARGET IDENTIFICATION.

STILL, MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT.

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

BANG!

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

I WAS THERE SHOUTING WITH EVERYONE EKE,

- DO YOU LIKE MINI KIEV'S?
- I LOVE THEM, BUT MY WIFE'S VEGETARIAN.

DON'T FALL ASLEEP AND SLIP UNDER...
TERRIBLE STATISTICS ABOUT THAT.

I'D LIKE YOU TO RETURN
MY "SPY WHO LOVED ME" VIDEO.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

NO. I CANNOT HIT CUSTOMERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I'LL GO AND GET SOME STOCK.

# DA DA DAH! #

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

- NO. YOU PULL YOUR FOOT OFF.
- MINE'S NOT ON THE SPIKE!

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!