IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

HELLO.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

WALLOP!

- HELLO?
- (MAN) HELLO,

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

WE'LL LET THIS GO,

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO WATCH
"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

COME ON, JOHN. LET'S GO TO SPROWSTON.

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

SURE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SET-UP HERE.