I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
THAT THE DOORS HAVE ALL CLOSED AT THE BBC.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

- I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLASS.
- AND THE PLUMS HAVE MUTATED AND HAVE BEAKS.

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

(GARGLING NOISE)

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

TOGETHER AFTER VISIT FROM LESTER PRICE,

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

(LIFT BELL)

I'M REALLY SORRY.
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN".

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

"WITH A MERE NINETY-BREAK HORSEPOWER AVAILABLE,

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.