YES. HE'S THE AMERICAN MAGICIAN,
YOU KNOW?

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

YOU'RE A LOCAL FELLOW. THAT MEANS
GOOD COMMUNICATIONS WITH TRADESMEN,

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

LIKE LITTLE WAX TEARS
DRIPPING FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD.

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

WASN'T PLEASANT.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.

WHEN THEY FOUND HIM,
HE STILL HAD THE REMOTE IN HIS HAND.

- HOLD TIGHT.
- YEAH.

YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME