BUT WITH EXCELLENT FACILITIES...AS HAD THE NAZIS.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

- FIRST YEAR OVER.
- YEAH.

STRONG. LOOK.

BITTER BASTARDS.

MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!

I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BITTER.

"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".

ALAN, YOUR P.A.'S ARRIVED.

RIGHT, LYNN. SIT DOWN.

NO WAY, YOU BIG SPASTIC! YOU'RE A MENTALIST!

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?