- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

I MUST SAY, I'M TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED BY ALL THIS.

TAKE IT OFF NOW.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

I DON'T ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO, BUT I DON'T.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

AAGH!

BYE.

ALAN, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
NO ONE WANTS TO KILL YOU.

IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE GAS.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

TOOTHLESS SIMPLETONS...

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

TALKING...