NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!

LOOK IN THE BACK OF A SPOON

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.

(BURPS)

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.

- SECOND WORD.
- SECOND WORD IS SLEEP..AWAKE.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

YOU ARE A BIG POSH SOD
WITH PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH.

HE'S MARRIED
SO I SHALL ONLY BE USING HIS CHRISTIAN NAME.

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.