- IF YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP TO NEW CHOICES...
- LYNN, I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR BAPTIST CHURCH!

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

ALRIGHT?

SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

OH... NO, NO.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

OH, GREAT.

- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

- DOLPHIN BATHROOMS?
- THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

NOW BOOGER OFF!

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

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