YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

WE MUST TALK.
I'VE DONE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK IN THAT FIELD.

(SOME GROANS)

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

CLAWS.

I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

- YOU'RE JUST QUOTING "CASUALTY".
- PULL IT OFF.

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

- SMELL MY CHEESE!
- ALAN, PLEASE!

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

- TELL HER I'M NOT HERE.
- HE'S NOT HERE.

THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.

I'LL SEE YOU REET, ME OLD FISHY ON A DISHY.