IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

I ALSO RANG ALL THE COMPANIES
ON THE PRODUCT LIST YOU GAVE ME.

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

SORRY ABOUT SAYING PENIS EARLIER.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

ALAN!

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

AT THE END OF THE WEEK
I'M MEETING TONY HAYERS AT THE BBC.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

THEY COULD AFFORD TO EAT IN A MODEST RESTAURANT.

- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.