BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

(MUSIC STOPS)

I SUPPOSE IF I WAS A BURGLAR
AND I WANTED TO AVOID DETECTION

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

TWO SUBJECTS WE COULD DISCUSS ALL NIGHT.

I'LL HAVE THE COFFEE JAR, AND THERE YOU GO, ALAN.

THANK YOU.

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

WHEN I SAT DOWN, I LOOKED UP AND REALISED
IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN PETER PURVES.

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY?

- OH, RIGHT.
-..SAY HELLO.

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.