MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

OH, THAT'S VEY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU.

THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

- I BROUGHT THE BROCHURES.
- CAN I GET YOU A DRINK?

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?

I'M TALKING TO DOMINGO IN LITTLE OAKLEY.

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

STILL, MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING