IT'D BE INTERESTING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M THE PRODUCER AS WELL AS THE PRESENTER.
- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.
- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.
OH, DEAR.
HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".
THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.
DIFFICULT ONE TO FIGURE OUT, THAT.
BUT THEY'RE JUST DEAF,
YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?
- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.
- I'VE KILLED A BEAR! WHO IS HE?
- HE'S A BARGAIN BEEFEATER BEAR.
THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.
HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.
AND I THINK THAT'S IT.
LYNN, MESSAGE FROM ALAN.
NO. IT'S NOT A FONT.
IT'S A POOL THAT THEY LOWER YOU INTO.
- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.
- IT'S A SMALL "H".
- NO, MAN. YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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