WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

COFFEE MACHINES ARE THE FUTURE, LYNN.
KETTLES ARE SAD.

- IS SHE NEW?
- YES, SHE IS.

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

- OR ALL THREE!
- THAT'S UNHYGIENIC.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

YEAH. WE ALL SWEAT. I USED TO SWEAT LIKE A ZOO.

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

- THIS IS BOB FRASER.
- I OWN SEXTON'S GARDEN CENTRE.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

THEY USE KETAMINE TO TRANQUILLISE THE HORSE
AND THEN EXTRACT THE HORSE'S SEMEN.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?