HELLO?
ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO DIAL A NUMBER FROM A TELEPHONE
MICHAEL WAS JUST TELLING ME AN ARMY STORY
ABOUT A FRIEND OF HIS WHO SLEPT WITH A LAND ROVER.
LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".
- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.
ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.
- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?
OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.
AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...
GOOD. GOOD.
PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.
CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?
NO, NO.
- BLOW HIM TO BITS.
- I KNOW THE FEELING.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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