THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

KING ROAD.

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

(SPEAKS GERMAN)

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.