- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?
(MAKES CLICKING NOISE)

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

ACTUALLY, SOPHIE, THERE'S AN ISSUE I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO RAISE FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.

LOOK FORWARD TO LISTENING
TO YOUR "DEEP BATH" LATER, ALAN.

AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

- HOWAY THE LADS! COME ON!
- RIGHT.

(STEVE) IT'S A DEAD COW.
WHERE THE BLEEDING HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

THAT WAS "BIG YELLOW TAXI" BY JONI MITCHELL,

- THIS IS THE KITCHEN, OBVIOUSLY.
- LOVELY.