IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

YOUR HEAD LOOSENS FROM YOUR TORSO
AND BOBS INTO THE DISTANCE,

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

THE TAXI DRIVER DROVE HER TO A NEWSAGENT

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

LYNN, I RECKON 4O-45 MINUTES. HOW LONG?

- IS THAT NICE?
- YES, IT'S QUITE NICE.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?