I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

WATCH IT!

# NOBODY DOES IT HALF AS GOOD AS YOU
BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

IT FLUSHED ON THE FIRST YANK! I LOVE THIS HOUSE!

"LICENSED TO KI-CH."

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.

- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

WE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD,
SEEING AS YOU WERE THE ONLY GUEST IN THE HOTEL.

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?