I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

"MOST CORNFLAKES COME FROM THE USA."
ONE OF THOSE AGAIN TOMORROW.

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

WITH "LIFE CAN BE CRUEL IN TOKYO".

- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

CONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF GLOBAL WARMING
AND INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM IS...

ACTUALLY, BEING YOUR AGE AND EVERYTHING,
THERE'S PROBABLY NO NEED FOR THEM.

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.

OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.