YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

RIGHT. PRESUMABLY, THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOME SORT OF FUNERAL?

WE, ER...

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE MAN
WHO'S JUST CANCELLED YOUR SECOND SERIES.

I'VE MADE YOU A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

(KNOCK)

- OH! TALK OF THE DEVIL!
- MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE.

I GOT A RED MIST AND I GRABBED
THE MONKEY AND HURLED IT IN THE SEA.

DO YOU DENY THAT?

YEAH. NOT SO GOOD, BUT FINE.

- "A PARTRIDGE AMONGST THE PIGEONS."
- WHAT'S THAT?

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT ACCENT.