- NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
- WE COULD DO A BOND FILM.

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

MORNING...
# BUT STILL THEY COME. #

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

(LIFT BELL)

(JILL) WHAT DID YOU DO EIGHT YEARS AGO?

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

(SIGHS)

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.