"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

- VANDALS GOT TO YOUR CAR AGAIN?
- AFRAID SO, THIRD TIME. SCUM. SUB-HUMAN SCUM.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!

FANNY HAIR!

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

COME BACK!

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.