NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

NICE ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU'VE GOT TODAY.

- SHE IS THE GRACE KELLY OF NORFOLK.
- HER HOUSE IS MASSIVE.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

IT'S A NICE CHEST, BUT FULL OF WIRES.

COME ON. LET'S SEE ONE OF THESE.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

FANNY HAIR!

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

HE RAN OFF. HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

"LET'S HAVE A BIT OF RED." "LET'S HAVE
A BIT OF WHITE." "OOH, THAT'S A SNAZZY BOUQUET."

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

KOMMEN SIE BITTE, UND LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.