THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DISPOSED OF
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

- CAN YOU FINGERPRINT A SAUSAGE?
- EH, WELL, I SUPPOSE TECHNICALLY YOU COULD.

LIVE TV CAN BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.

THANKS FOR CHANGING THE GAS BOTTLES.
I HEARD YOU CLINKING.

HELLO.

(WOMAN CHEER)

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

AND YOU THINK, "GOD, HE'S GOING TO DIE!"
BUT THEN, AT THE LAST MINUTE...

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

HORSES RUNNING THROUGH COUNCIL ESTATES,

RIGHT.

HARD WORKER, BUT THERE'S NO AFFECTION.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ENQUIRY
ABOUT TWO SUPPLEMENTARY AUXILIARY SPEAKERS