YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

- WHEN I'VE SEEN YOU DEPRESSED...
- NOT ME!

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

GOODNIGHT.

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

THAT WAS ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

JUST DOWN THE ROAD. OUR HOUSE.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CAR CRASHES?

- NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TIMBER YARD.
- I'LL TAKE YOU.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

(KNOCK)

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!