OH, I SEE...

- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY, REALLY.
- IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ROUND!

IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD...
SORRY, I'M VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

SURE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SET-UP HERE.

LYNN GOES IN THERE.
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S GOING ON.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

AYE, I DID HEAR ABOUT THIS CORPORAL, RIGHT.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

FOR
AND A FREE TORCH -

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

READ IT BACK.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.