BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

# HE PAINTED KIDS ON THE CORNER
OF THE STREET WITH THE SPARKING CLOGS

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

AT THE END OF THE WEEK
I'M MEETING TONY HAYERS AT THE BBC.

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.

- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

SORRY ABOUT SAYING PENIS EARLIER.

L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

AS WE SAY IN OUR FAMILY,
TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE.

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

# PRETTY GIRL, BEWARE OF HIS WEB OF SIN

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT.

AND YOU!