IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.

IT'S A LIFESAVER, YOU KNOW.
I'D EFFECTIVELY BE DISABLED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE.

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

AND THE FRENCH.

YOU ONLY REALLY NEED TO PRESS THAT
IF YOU'RE HAVING A DEEP BATH.

- THAT'S DAFT. A GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
- IS SHE STILL MAKING IT TOO BUNCHED UP?

# TELL YOU WHAT. TELL YOU WHAT
IT'S NINE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS #

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

(ECHOLNG) SUPER TALK!

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

# WHAT WE NEED IS A GREAT BIG MELTING POT

NINE... NINE AND A HALF.

SOD 'EM!

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.