YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

WATCH IT!

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

THAT'S BRILLIANT.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

(COW MOOING)

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.