(PAN PIPES PLAY)

PETER, HELLO.

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SELLING THIS STUFF
AT THE COVERED MARKET.

SONJA HAS MADE ME A MUG WITH MY FACE
ON ONE SIDE AND A CAT ON THE OTHER.

THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF YOUR BOOK, "BOUNCING BACK".

NO.

CAN I COME IN?

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

- HAS THIS KITCHEN BEEN DISTRESSED?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

LOVE TO. YEAH.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.