- I THINK YOUR PUPILS WILL WANT TO KNOW.
- I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.
HIYA. I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE YOUR TELLY.
"WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN'
WHERE THE TOUGHEST, MIGHTIEST TITANS.."
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.
- I KNOW.
(TRAIN SCREECHES)
- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.
MY ROOM? IT'S OVER THERE BY THE LIFTS.
I WAS READING THE BOOK OF GENESIS THE OTHER DAY.
THAT BLOODY SNAKE!
HE PROVIDES ALL HER
- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.
IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.
HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?
THANK YOU VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER".
DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?
I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.
SORRY. I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MEMBERS OF STAFF
I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU WERE FAT.
YOU'RE JUST BIG-BONED.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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