AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.
..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.
BEN?
- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE!
- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.
THE CRITICISM BOUNCED OFF HIM LIKE WATER OFF...
- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.
I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.
CHEERS.
WE MANAGED TO RECTIFY IT, BECAUSE
IT NOW SAYS "COOK" WHERE IT ONCE SAID "COCK",
RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.
(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,
- BATHROOM.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM SAYS TO ME?
I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.
AND DRIVEN TO A BIG WAREHOUSE
TO BE, LITERALLY, PULPED.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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