NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

- IS THE ANSWER TO THAT YES OR NO? QUICKLY.
- YEAH.

LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

I REMEMBER I HIT A FOX ONCE
IN THE PEAK DISTRICT.

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

(BUZZER)

YES.
(KNOCKING)

MODERN FLASKS TODAY ARE DIRECTLY LINKED

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- I CAN'T MOVE MY HEAD.
- CALM DOWN, LYNN!