NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

THAT'S TOO HIGH.

PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

# NOBODY DOES IT BETTER... #

..ABOUT 3OO.

- YOU SHOULD SACK YOUR PR PEOPLE.
- WE HAVE.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

MAKE IT AN HOUR. I WANT TO HAVE
A SHOWER BEFORE AND, IDEALLY, AFTERWARDS.

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

THIS IS BONO'S HOUSE. EUREKA.

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.